big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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