he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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