belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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