Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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