do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I didn't notice because vodka
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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