$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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