I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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