That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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