god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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