After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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