So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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