There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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