well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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