on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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