The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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