Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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