your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
no, he came in my armpit
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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