...so i touched it.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's