Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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