my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm sobbing to NWA
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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