He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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