You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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