You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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