so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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