There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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