i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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