I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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