There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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