How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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