she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Rumble strips road head = magical
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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