well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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