Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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