I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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