I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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