id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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