McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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