it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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