So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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