she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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