Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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