ugly people sure do ruin things
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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