So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I would fuck him just for his dog
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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