make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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