I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
