This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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