ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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