Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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