well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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