I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize