butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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