Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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