HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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