You can't motorboat a personality
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
im holly from the hills drunk
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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