out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.