My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
