Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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